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Go back in time and date Sophia Loren in her 20’s? 😉
I’d make sure Chuck Norris is on my side.
Go tell Trump, you don’t have a wall big enough to keep me out. LOL
The same thing I do every morning when I first wake up: pee.
Superman is the best
Spin the earth back in time so I can not get married Lol and also averting the death of JFK and nabbing the actual shooter.
Take control of the world and make it fair for all.
Go back to sleep so I can wake up as me again.
Wonder why I wear my underwear on the outside of my pants. 😎👌
White privilege cartooned in one nerd meme 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Superman rules and Batman drools!
I’d be Bright Burn!
On the one hand, Supes is immortal but can’t have sex with just anyone (without causing serious damage). On the other, Bats is super rich but will eventually die. I guess Bats it is!
That’s Billionaire unstable orphan to you, peasant.
With intelligence, knowledge, engineering, tech, investigative and deductive ability.
But yeah, I is alien, me strong and fast, me have laser eyes. Supermam smash
Subjugate mankind: kneel before Zod.
I’d super clean the house then fly to Paris for a coffee – just because I can
Realize earth isn’t worth saving and fly away. 🌎😂
Go get me some sunken treasure then go chill in Vegas for a while
First thing I’d do is tell my wife I got a new job , doesn’t pay anything but it will be rewarding in other ways .
Kick Batman in the nuts
Put a halt to all government activity and military activity, or else. Assess what needs to be shut down and tossed in terms of wildlife and the environment. Clean house from there. Far right, isis, all those who would threaten our future, into the sun. 😉
Sign up with Marvel comics.
You know your a red neck when you can put a cape on and still be a red neck.
wish i could be part of the marvel universe.
Go to the other side of the planet and met someone in person
Join the NFL, set untouchable records, then the NBA, MLB and NHL. Smash the most sacred Olympic Records. Destroy all military armaments that threaten the entire world.
Buy a Coal mine and open a Diamond mine…
Tell K’Lex, the AI that runs the Fortress of Soiltude to get me all the dirt on Donald Trump, and leak it onto the Internet.
Half the time I have no idea who I am when I wake up let alone knowing I’m superman you would prolly think being a guy I’d do something pervy or inappropriate but tbh your exactly right I’d check out my super dong to see if its bigger or better than my old ding. 🙂 then I’d grab a coffee n have a smoke while thinking of cool things to try…
Change my name to zod and go on a super conquest spree starting in d.c. and then Kentucky Texas etc
1st Get a Better Disguise
2nd Remember that while I am bullet proof others are not.
3rd Keep my activities on a super low detection.
4th Figure out a way to make enough money for my family to live comfortably without me actually working.
5th Do what I can to help those who cannot help themselves.
An unstable orphan that can beat said alien demi god
why do i need superman powers when am.already a sorcerer voodo preist occultist like john Constantine or brother voodoo
Get dressed up as iron man
thus spoke Zarathustra ithyphallic man squaring the circle square as well as round. Hand of God reaching from cloud. see agent 488. check the parachute radiation fall out
Put out the fires in the Amazon ..
then find the ones who started them!
Not wear a cape
He might be an unstable orphan but hes a BILLIONAIRE. Superman makes a basic reporters wage.
Find Bicycle repair man
Tap Lois on the shoulder…
Go to sleep and reawake as anyone in Marvel universe
First thing I’d do is the same as if I suddenly woke up as any other man………!
Fly, of course. Then, make plans when I come down.
Bye a bag of Kingsford Charcoal, spend an hour squeezing the briquettes into perfect diamonds, etch my initials into each one, stash them somewhere safe and then get on with flying around and doing super stuff.
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