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  1. “My father hired the best Alderanian caterer. For the limosines, he called in all his favors from Jabba the Hutt. For the good of the Galaxy, you, your Jedi and your Wookie must die.”
    “Ohhhh baby, it’s not my fault. The Falcon broke down, I left my tux at the cleaners, there were solar storms, Sith, battle droids, storm troopers.”

  2. I-I ran out of gas! I had a flat tire! I didn’t have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!

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