“Alright, young Padawan. You’ve already mastered many forms of Lightsaber combat. Today, i’m gonna show you Position 69. It’s extremely effective against men.”^^
The Jedi were really not nice people. You NEVER want to play poker with them. “These aren’t the cards you wanted.”
“These aren’t the cards I wanted. . ARRGH!!!”
The Emperor however, did this neat trick with a bag of microwave popcorn. Only problem was, everytime he scratched his head, he gave himself an electrolysis treatment. . .
As a great poet once said “If I could only use this power for good, I wouldn’t.” .
That goes without saying for me.
It’s true….all of it
Are Force chokes inappropriate? Asking for a friend.
The force uses you. It’s not really use either… 
“Alright, young Padawan. You’ve already mastered many forms of Lightsaber combat. Today, i’m gonna show you Position 69. It’s extremely effective against men.”^^
Yep
Then you wouldn’t be a Jedi. You’d be something else.
Then you’d be a sith
I use it primarily for my own benefit.
Ummm… wouldn’t that make you a Sith? 😉
Already doing it…because eff the weak minded! Am I right?
remote force choke in multiple comments sections
Oh he#l yes
The Jedi were really not nice people. You NEVER want to play poker with them. “These aren’t the cards you wanted.”
“These aren’t the cards I wanted. . ARRGH!!!”
The Emperor however, did this neat trick with a bag of microwave popcorn. Only problem was, everytime he scratched his head, he gave himself an electrolysis treatment. . .
Me too
And therein lays the truth of human nature. We cheat, it is a powerfully selected-for survival strategy.
I mean inappropriate can be a bit of a grey area
True story
Welcome to the semi Dark side of the Force 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Then you wouldn’t be a Jedi.
Jedi all the way but i would still bend the rules just a little
Believe it
Absolutely
I’d be a Sith, so I’m already wrong.
True that… lol
Me too😹
Use the farce!
I do too ! Remove the skirt’s girls for example 🤓
Yep, can confirm.
That’s the lure of the dark side
Oh for sure!! 😂
The Force has a strong influence on the weak-minded.